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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #150 on: 15 Nov 2008, 13:56 »

Well I mean, you can grow a beard if you want. But unless the facial hair growth was allowed to begin November 1st, it's not really a Novembeard. It's just regular type.

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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #151 on: 15 Nov 2008, 14:05 »

I haven't trimmed my goatee all month...but apparently that doesn't count.  Shucks.  I will still try to see the non-neck-beard through, though.
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #152 on: 15 Nov 2008, 19:41 »

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

My boss just told me "trim your beard or perish"
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #153 on: 15 Nov 2008, 19:43 »

You should refuse to trim that man's beard.

What an odd ultimatum to give.
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #154 on: 16 Nov 2008, 05:57 »


Can you see anything? It's so fucking depressing.

But I won't give up!
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #155 on: 16 Nov 2008, 08:03 »

You should refuse to trim that man's beard.

What an odd ultimatum to give.

Sorry, said that wrong. It is fixed so it makes sense and is not creepy
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #156 on: 16 Nov 2008, 08:57 »

Hmm. We're not the only ones doing this. Or should I say, they're not. I can't grow facial hair for crap and even if I could, you couldn't see it. Damn gingervitis. But yeah, the entire Drama Club is doing a No Shave November thing. They look rather scraggly.
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #157 on: 16 Nov 2008, 13:32 »

We're not the only ones doing this.

Um, duh? Did you miss the part where this is actually a charity event in Oz?


And also, we do not know who your Drama Club is, but seeing as how they are not the only drama club in the world ever AND we don't know any of them or even who they are by name or reputation, we probably don't care.
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #158 on: 16 Nov 2008, 15:37 »

yeah man fuck you for mentioning that you knew people participating in no-shave november in the no-shave november thread, who do you think you are anyway

just FUCK RIGHT OFF
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #159 on: 16 Nov 2008, 15:58 »

Man i was not telling him to fuck off, I was saying I am not sure anyone knows who "the entire Drama Club" is, and since there are lots of drama clubs, potentially more than one per school, like mine, and thousands of colleges and universities and hundreds of thousands of high schools, either of which he could be talking about, or a completely non-scholastic drama club altogether, which we would be even less likely to know about, it is a rather poor generalisation. You know, as opposed to Australia, since I am pretty sure that is pretty big and there is only one.

Mostly I got from the tone of the post that Midnight Umbreon seems to find it novel that, even though we are talking about this on the internet, and we have even mentioned that this happens in real life with people not on the internet, s/he has discovered that people engage in Novembeard activites not on the internet! Crazy!
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #160 on: 16 Nov 2008, 16:19 »

Tommy beat me; but I was about to say "keep your hair on".

Er...  oops.
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #161 on: 16 Nov 2008, 16:37 »

I was simply musing out loud. I was under the impression that it was something that the Drama Club made up. Silly me for thinking something incredibly stupid like that. I really was thinking there for a while that you who I have never seen in real life would know everyone in the Drama Club at my school.

And yes, in fact, I did miss the fact that this was a charity event.
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #162 on: 19 Nov 2008, 17:42 »

Beards, people. Beards.
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #163 on: 19 Nov 2008, 19:35 »

For the record, I completely missed the part about this being an actual charity event in Oz.
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #164 on: 19 Nov 2008, 21:19 »

First: Alex, are you doing blue steel in your av?

Second: I complimented a sweet mustache the other day, because it was a very good mustache. Two days later I see the wearer of the mustache on the cover of the local alt paper. It is there.
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #165 on: 19 Nov 2008, 21:26 »

My neard / goatee was givin' me guff, getting all itchy, it felt like it was choking my face. Then calenlass clued me in on a tip - hair conditioner. It's so simple! My face feels better, but it also smells like apples, now.
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #166 on: 19 Nov 2008, 21:43 »

Man if I did that my beard would smell minty
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #167 on: 19 Nov 2008, 21:45 »

First: Alex, are you doing blue steel in your av?

You know what I simultaneously love and hate most about pop culture? The fact I know exactly what you are talking about despite having never seen Zoolander. I have to admit though, I nearly spit take all over my monitor when I read that. Also, I still can't decide if I should feel ridiculous or not now. Thanks YAYA week!
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #168 on: 19 Nov 2008, 21:55 »

Yes feel ridiculous! It is a good thing. (it is my favorite Ben Stiller role after Tony Perkis Jr from Heavyweights) In mine I have no tongue, so I'm guessing an inadvertent Blue Steel is slightly less ridiculous. Maybe.
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #169 on: 19 Nov 2008, 21:57 »

No, I'm thinking Blue Steel definitely wins out.
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #170 on: 20 Nov 2008, 07:12 »

Man if I did that my beard would smell minty

Mine too. The conditioner I use has kind of a mint scent to it, but it really does help. I still refuse to have a neckbeard, but conditioning my beard practically eliminates itchiness.
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #171 on: 20 Nov 2008, 12:53 »

My neard / goatee was givin' me guff, getting all itchy, it felt like it was choking my face. Then calenlass clued me in on a tip - hair conditioner. It's so simple! My face feels better, but it also smells like apples, now.


Every once in a while I will put conditioner on my hair when it is dry instead of the way they tell you to use it, and then I leave it in for like... well, supposed to be like half an hour but it usually ends up being longer, and then rinse it out. It might help (if you can stand it) if you are suffering from really horrific itching, maybe. Just a thought.
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #172 on: 20 Nov 2008, 18:41 »

Alright, so I know I didn't give a picture of myself clean-shaven, and I know I am starting late, but here is my beard 9 days after shaving the non-beardy parts.  My camera is pretty terrible at being a camera, it was 50$ 7 years ago and is shit at auto-focusing.  Plus I have shaky hands.

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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #173 on: 23 Nov 2008, 13:45 »

alrighty. so, i haven't been here a while, but i decided i would participate in no shave november. i don't have a clean shaven picture of me but it has taken all month to get to this point.



incidentally, my work makes me shave the neckbeard. which is good!
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #174 on: 24 Nov 2008, 05:14 »


I'm glad it's over soon, to be honest.
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #175 on: 24 Nov 2008, 08:16 »

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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #176 on: 24 Nov 2008, 10:36 »

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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #177 on: 24 Nov 2008, 12:30 »

I know! Well, maybe next year I'll be able to grow a decent beard.

Wait, who am I kidding, that'll probably take untill I'm 30.
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #178 on: 24 Nov 2008, 12:39 »

The beard has actually turned out kind of okay.



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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #179 on: 24 Nov 2008, 12:44 »

Can do, sir.

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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #180 on: 24 Nov 2008, 13:42 »

Thanks.

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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #181 on: 24 Nov 2008, 13:45 »

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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #182 on: 24 Nov 2008, 13:46 »

I mean uh whoops that's never happened to me before honest uh I don't know what's up uh hey yeah um
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #183 on: 24 Nov 2008, 16:28 »

It's okay, it happens to the best of us.
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #184 on: 24 Nov 2008, 16:33 »

I am not the best of us.
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #185 on: 24 Nov 2008, 16:38 »

Why do we got to act like dicks to each other for no readily apparent reason, huh? We don't got to jump down each other's throats every time anyone says anything which isn't exactly in line with the forum general consensus. We don't have to carry over grievances from other threads. We don't have to highlight hostility with more hostility. It's just the internet. No need for all these little pissing contests all the goshdarned time. Everyone chill out!

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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #186 on: 26 Nov 2008, 20:28 »

This is after two weeks, and the thickest it's going to get.  Unfortunately I'm not much for solidarity, my mother is demanding I remove it for Thanksgiving with the family.



Man, that's not a good picture of it, it looked twice as thick before I uploaded it.  Damn.
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #187 on: 28 Nov 2008, 07:46 »

I had someone yesterday tell me to shave. My facial hair isn't that impressive. And I told her "I can't shave, it's Novembeard."
"Whats that"
"Its where you don't shave for the entire month of November"
"So why don't you shave?"
"Because its still November"

I like my scruff but it's so terrible, I look like shaggy. (the scooby doo, not the rapper)
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #188 on: 28 Nov 2008, 22:21 »

November is basically over, and what have we to show for it?

Looking over this thread, I would say that almost everyone failed horribly.
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« Reply #189 on: 29 Nov 2008, 09:16 »

That's because I haven't posted pictures of my leg hair yet.

(Guys it is disgusting.)
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #190 on: 29 Nov 2008, 09:53 »

I did better than I thought I would for only 2 weeks.
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« Reply #191 on: 29 Nov 2008, 10:08 »

I had someone yesterday tell me to shave. My facial hair isn't that impressive. And I told her "I can't shave, it's Novembeard."
"Whats that"
"Its where you don't shave for the entire month of November"
"So why don't you shave?"
"Because its still November"

I like my scruff but it's so terrible, I look like shaggy. (the scooby doo, not the rapper)

I had this conversation yesterday with someone.



Is what november has given me. I'm not sure how I feel about it. However, this is much better than last year's novembeard.
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #192 on: 29 Nov 2008, 10:33 »

Staedler, that is a pretty good effort. It's a bit patchy but I think with some more bearding time it could maybe turn out well.
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #193 on: 29 Nov 2008, 10:41 »

Yeah, I was about to say the same. A bit more time so it's less patchy, and trim it so it's even, and I think it would look great.
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #194 on: 29 Nov 2008, 15:51 »

Guys if Liz beats you with leg hairs then you are bad at beard.

(I did not participate in Novembeard, so I probably cannot talk. My profile pic is a month or so of beard, though. With trimmings.)
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« Reply #195 on: 29 Nov 2008, 21:09 »

supersheep, your month or so of beard is impressive and neat. I'm jealous.

I want to say that mine looks patchy because of my camera, but actually it's hiding a sizeable patch quite well, so I'm happy. I'm thinking of leaving it on for another week or so just so see where it goes (read: my razor is broken, damnit). I'm glad it (the thing on my neck) has some approval, I've been getting a lot of 'so when are you shaving' lately.
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #196 on: 30 Nov 2008, 05:29 »


Well, that's it. Last picture. Excuse the eyes, i just crawled out of bed.
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #197 on: 30 Nov 2008, 06:33 »

supersheep, your month or so of beard is impressive and neat. I'm jealous.
Oh that's with trimming. If I could grow that neat a beard just by sheer force of will I'd be dancing. Also it might be closer to five weeks, I'm not really sure.
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #198 on: 30 Nov 2008, 06:59 »



So that is it. One month of unperturbed face-scruff growth.
As you can see, it comes with matching patches of stupid on either side:





Soon: actual grooming.

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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #199 on: 30 Nov 2008, 14:53 »

So this what I have done. (ugh this photo is awful oh well)



I do not think I have done a good thing.

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