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ViolentDove:

--- Quote from: 0bsessions on 20 Oct 2008, 16:39 ---     She walked into my office on a brisk autumn evening on legs that could kill. I stroked my full, glorious bear and lit up a cigarette as she gave me her sob story. This city's got a million of 'em.

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SAM KNIGHT - BEAR TAMER and PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR

tragic_pizza:
It was raining that night in Johannesburg and all the good whores had the clap. I walked into Cleo's. It was the kind of bar that made you homesick for concentration camp.

JoJo was tending bar that night. He had a voice like chronic flatulence and smelled of old pepper. "Whaddaya have?"

I paused. Momentous decisions like this often define, for better or worse, how the night is going to go.

"Gimme a Wierd Internet Discussion Board Posting, and a Codependence on the side."

It was going to be a long night.

Emaline:

--- Quote from: benji on 20 Oct 2008, 14:19 ---This thread is like going to a play where they only perform every 3rd line of dialogue.

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I'd see this play.

David_Dovey:
I keep two magnums in my desk. One's a gun, and I keep it loaded. The other's a bottle and it keeps me loaded. I'm Tracer Bullet, and I'm a professional snoop.

It's a tough job, but then I'm a tough guy. Some people don't like an audience when they work. Enough have told me so with blunt instruments that I'm a phrenologists' dream come true.

Snooping pays the bills though. Especially Bill, my bookie, and Bill, my probation officer.

So when a brunette openPh'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn,

PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH CTHULU R'LYEH WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN


PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH CTHULU R'LYEH WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN

0bsessions:

--- Quote from: ViolentDove on 20 Oct 2008, 16:43 ---SAM KNIGHT - BEAR TAMER and PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR

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Ah, shit.

Also, this thread delivers, as it were.

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