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Year End Goals?
tania:
it's more likely all the protein from the jerky will make you incredibly constipated.
advice: be prepared for one hell of a bowel movement sometime in the near future.
tania:
yes, yes, no.
every time i ask this question in a group of people i'm the only person who admits to having crapped her pants and it makes me think everyone i know is just a big fat liar. there's no way i'm the only person in the entire world who has had food poisoning.
Vendetagainst:
My best friend when I was in grade school shat himself during a basketball game and I think his parents were there.
I cannot imagine how embarrassing this was for him.
Basically what I'm saying is that I hope I never shit myself during sex or nothin.
tania:
i have never pissed myself but i did make my friend in a coffee shop once. i don't remember what exactly i was saying but it was really hilarious and she kept laughing and saying "please stop, you need to stop, i'm going to pee myself" so of course i continued cos i didn't think she was serious. and then she actually did it, and we sort of sat there for a minute or so trying to figure out what exactly had just happened and also how we were going to get her out of there and explain a pee-soaked chair.
i felt sort of guilty about this, but at the same time pretty good about myself on account this served to provide irrefutable evidence that i am incredibly funny.
ampersandwitch:
I totally peed myself one time when I almost got run over by a bus. I was eight.
Fuck you, roller skates
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