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Weirdest Ending of A Relationship?
andtakingnames:
--- Quote from: Patrick on 21 Nov 2008, 03:12 ---Katie is doing it right. That is how all people should operate. My rules for dating are simple:
1. No incest
2. No animals
3. No Tommy (fucker gets enough play as it is)
4. If your relationship is monogamous, fucking keep it that way
They all seem pretty reasonable to me. I mean, I'm not going to be inconsiderate and just discount other people's feelings (unless they've been really shitty or unreasonable about things, at which point I don't care). But hell, as long as the other person is lucid and consenting, I say "Fuck it, fair game."
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lucid and consenting are the top 2 things I look for in a guy
BrittanyMarie:
--- Quote from: andtakingnames on 20 Nov 2008, 20:46 ---him: hey do you like Dragonball Z?
me: you just killed my boner
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I am sig quoting the shit out of that.
KvP:
--- Quote from: 0bsessions on 21 Nov 2008, 07:29 --- Kenny apparently convinced her to break up with me and sleep with him, then AFTER the act, got cold feet and told her he would fuck her, but not date her because he wasn't sure how it'd affect our friendship.
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Wow this guy's smart.
--- Quote from: Patrick ---1. No incest
2. No animals
3. No Tommy (fucker gets enough play as it is)
4. If your relationship is monogamous, fucking keep it that way
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5. No abuse / exploitation
andtakingnames:
--- Quote from: BrittanyMarie on 21 Nov 2008, 12:03 ---
--- Quote from: andtakingnames on 20 Nov 2008, 20:46 ---him: hey do you like Dragonball Z?
me: you just killed my boner
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I am sig quoting the shit out of that.
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yay! i feel so so honored
Patrick:
--- Quote from: Ptommydski on 21 Nov 2008, 09:42 ---
--- Quote from: Patrick on 21 Nov 2008, 03:12 ---3. No Tommy (fucker gets enough play as it is)
4. If your relationship is monogamous, fucking keep it that way
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I feel like this was not random placement.
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Man, you know I couldn't actually think of something that funny by myself. The humor I actually consciously come up with is usually only as elaborate as "cocks cocks cocks."
Also, KvP, I figured your rule #5 is just a general rule of thumb for life in general, so I omitted it from my list. Works for me, though.
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