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Weirdest Ending of A Relationship?
MrBlu:
--- Quote from: glyphic on 14 Jan 2009, 08:13 ---I should feel awful about this, but somehow I don't.
I once broke up with a girl by comparing her to a shower. I hadn't spoken to her for a while and she had surprised me in the middle of a night of drinking. From what I remember, I said "You know when you get in the shower and you're all 'oh man, this is great i love this shower' and then you stay in for a while and you start thinking 'jesus christ when will this end i have to get out of here?' Yeah. Our relationship is like that."
She was speechless.
Realistically, though, I took the high road. If I was going to start with "You're like a shower..." I could have ended with "something hot and wet I get into once or twice a day!" RIMSHOT.
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Yeah, I hope I never have to use that, because I haven't showered in 2 or 3 days.
Good news: my Stink Cycle is actually shorter than most.
benji:
--- Quote from: BrilliantEraser on 21 Jan 2009, 12:28 ---But then he knocked up some girl at Bible Camp
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More stories should end with that line.
BrilliantEraser:
--- Quote from: benji on 21 Jan 2009, 13:01 ---
--- Quote from: BrilliantEraser on 21 Jan 2009, 12:28 ---But then he knocked up some girl at Bible Camp
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More stories should end with that line.
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I agree. It always leaves people grasping for some sort of coherent response.
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