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Let me tell you about this bug that is in my room.

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Gilead:
It is huge, I am pretty sure the size of at least a small bus maybe and it won't stop making noise, not just like regular noise either, this thing has got some serious satanic droning going on. I'm pretty sure I heard it telling me to vote yes on prop 8 earlier too, I managed to quickly sketch my impression of the beast while hiding bravely behind a chair so that it does not see me. Please send aid or someone to recover my body if possible.

evernew:
Because of the OP's postcount and this post's silliness
I was like


but then

öde:
Have you noticed any portals to demonic realms in your room? Have you recently read any books in an ancient, unintelligible language? Has it fed on anything larger than the average cat or dog yet? Does it react if you scream angrily at it while wearing robes and a wizard hat?

Gilead:

--- Quote from: öde on 30 Nov 2008, 06:41 ---Have you noticed any portals to demonic realms in your room? Have you recently read any books in an ancient, unintelligible language? Has it fed on anything larger than the average cat or dog yet? Does it react if you scream angrily at it while wearing robes and a wizard hat?

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I have encountered no sign of my cat in three days, the nightmare realms of this bug's origin threaten to swallow me in their maddening corridoors as hour after hour I am pursued by the squamous beast, its nightmare limbs bending in eldritch shapes that our comparatively tiny consciousness cannot comprehend. I fear this is the end for me, the knowledge that man's place in the universe is nothing more than a worthless speck of dirt in the sandpit of hideous, cyclopean beasts beyond the reach or understanding of the rational mind has driven me to the ravings of a madman.

SonofZ3:
This thing is like 7 inches long:

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