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spoon_of_grimbo:
--- Quote from: Drill King on 09 Dec 2008, 13:36 ---I was thinking today about how many guys I know that are utterly disgusted if a girl makes a comment about her poop. This is totally because tons of guys can't find a chick hot if they hear her pooping.
(I am saying this as a blanket for some men, I know a lot of guys are bigger than that but..)
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tbh, i can usually "switch off" to toilet sounds if i'm in a close enough vicinity to hear them, so that's not an issue, but i actually think it's cool if a girl can talk about that kinda thing like guys tend to, or if she can fart without making a fuss. i actually find it annoying when girls (or ANYONE for that matter) gets all shocked and offended when someone farts or talks about that kinda thing.
actually, a cool thing happened the other day in relation to poop-talk... i was round a mate's house, and my mate had just returned from the toilet when we heard his female housemate shout from upstairs "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL?!" When she came down, i nodded towards my friend and said "he's just given admiral browning an honorable burial at sea," to which she laughed and then launched into a 10minute conversation with us about pooping euphemisms!
--- Quote from: nobo on 07 Dec 2008, 16:23 ---re: pee/poop colors
if you drink alot of grape kool-aid or grape gatorade your dumps turn NEON GREEN. I had a scare senior year of college, but a little bit of internet research brought rest to all my fears. you have to drink a lot of the purple drink though, if you only do it half ass and drink a quart or so, you get a deep forest green instead of neon.
Also, if you eat too much borsch (polish beet soup) it turns your piss orange/red, and your dumps completely beet red. And energy drinks - neon yellow/greenish.
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i had one of those slush-ice drink things at a fairground in hamburg once. it was blue. and apparently that was because of INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH COLOURING AGENT, because my shit turned full on grass-green. scary at first, but incredibly amusing when i realised what had caused it!
ViolentDove:
Three people in my lab are currently working on bacteria from faecal samples*. Many people in the lab and from our department donate samples for them to work on. Consequently, we make a lot of poo jokes. Also, I totally won the prize for the least antibiotic-resistant bacteria in the digestive tract. I kinda wanted some kind of trophy.
*Thankfully, I'm not one of them. Also, did you know you need to fill out a 60 page document and apply for ethics approval to work with your own shit? It's bizarre.
tania:
there must be some kind of poo-related lawsuit behind every single one of those pages
tania:
on-topic: yesterday i bought some high-fiber cereal then today got super hungry and ate a whole bunch of it cos it was so delicious and i forgot all about the fiber part. it is really really high in fiber. like, i think it is actually meant to help people who are unhealthy and frequently constipated and also not meant to be eaten in the quantity i just did. now i am a little bit terrified of what is going to happen to me next time i poop.
Runa:
--- Quote from: tania on 09 Dec 2008, 14:51 ---me and my housemates fart all over each other all the time, it ain't no thang
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When I was 10, I ate 6 re-fried bean burritos. It was the first night I ever stayed the night with my childhood friend. The icebreaker between us was, giving her a dutch oven in the middle of the night. It was awesome. My own fumes had me leaving the room. Up until the end of our day's together we'd catch each other off guard, bend over in the others ear and just let go.
As for my pooin' habits, I'm just naturally a pooey person to begin with. Once in the morning, and then late at night. It really gets me when I'm away from home, cause it's not that I'm ashamed that I do poop. It's that, I can't concentrate unless I'm in my bathroom at my parents house. And I'm moving out next month, no visits home either because it's 5 hours away.. wish me luck.
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