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Edith:
Man, the food was SO tasty. But I had the shakes for about two days afterwards. Not to mention the poo.
Inlander:
Your body was overwhelmed by the flavour. It was grieving for the flavour that it would never taste again.
tania:
i pooped on someone's lawn once while i was out on a run. apparently this isn't so uncommon as running (actually, cardio in general) makes you digest a lot quicker. at the time i didn't know you were supposed to try to poop in advance before running. obviously i wasn't proud of this but i was also like 5km from home and there wasn't anything else i could do. i am really hoping the owner of the house thought it was a dog or something.
very shamefully, i told this to my friend after it happened and was expecting him to be disgusted or angry but instead he laughed and said the exact same thing had once happened to him too! amazing.
also, edith, i heard a story from my sister similar to yours, only instead of street vendor food it was a fruit. she was doing an internship in ghana and was told repeatedly not to drink the water there without purifying it first, so she abided by this very diligently and then one day bought a pineapple off the street and ate the entire thing forgetting that fruit is about 95% water. anyway this resulted in her pooping on the stairs in a building and leaving her underwear on a windowsill and running away. she is also the smartest person i know, a lesson that you should never judge a book by it's cover/a person by their poop.
jhocking:
--- Quote from: Inlander on 09 Dec 2008, 19:38 ---Your body was overwhelmed by the flavour. It was grieving for the flavour that it would never taste again.
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oh so look who decided to join the conversation after all
--- Quote from: stale on 06 Dec 2008, 16:58 ---People, you're all pretty cool folks, but sometimes I do not need to know all about your excretory habits and toiletry preferences. - Inlander (P.S.: sorry for hijacking your thread title, stale.)
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Gilead:
--- Quote from: Edith on 09 Dec 2008, 19:28 ---I once shat on a street corner in Guatemala, then wiped with my underwear and left them on top of the pile of poo. Well, more like a puddle of poo. I was suffering the aftereffects of eating food from a street vendor. Also, I was wearing a skirt, that's how I got the underwear off. Also, don't eat food from a street vendor. Just like the guidebooks say, it's a bad idea.
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Gather round children, and attend the sad and terrible tale of the day that the feminine mystique died.
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