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Jace:
And look at all of the trouble you are Tania. Clearly you were a problem child from the beginning

tania:
it is okay, because since then i have made up for it by becoming the boy they always wanted

Alex C:
My mother says the same kind of stuff too, except the length of time involved in the labor keeps getting longer, particularly if I had upset her recently. I have no idea how long the ordeal actually lasted, but to hear my mother tell it, the labor is up to around 70 hours now. I'm pretty certain that soon there will be a blue ox and roping tornados involved.

fatty:
The last two poops I did I thought about this thread. The state of this is ridiculous!

I also thought about a chainmail that I'd recieved many moons ago (back when the internet meant chain jokes and hotmail) And used to be stuck on the wall in front of our toilet. We thought it was hilarious.

The Poopie List

Ghost Poopie
    The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

Clean Poopie
    The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Wet Poopie
    The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain.

Second Wave Poopie
    This happens when you're done Poopie-ing and you've pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poopie some more.

Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie
    The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

Gassy Poopie
    It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing.

Drinker Poopie
    The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

Lincoln Log Poopie
    The kind of Poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

Corn Poopie
    Self-explanatory.

Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie Poopie
    The kind where you want to Poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

Spinal Tap Poopie
    That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you would swear it was leaving you sideways.

Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)
    The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water.

Liquid Poopie
    The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.

Mexican Poopie
    It smells so bad your nose burns.

The Surprise Poopie
    You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you're about to fart, but oops.......a Poopie!!!

The Dangling Poopie
    This Poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Poopie-ing it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.

Oli:
What is this Ali?

What is it?

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