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Unisex Bathrooms - now with TMI!
Siibillam-Law:
One single flush can drain the sea of all its water, and then aptly fill it back up again, all the fish thinking "wtf" whilst the guy who happened to be unfortunate enough to have pressed the lever has probably been sucked in, never to be seen again
Alex C:
The Throne of Poseidon.
Thomas Edison:
I remember, many moons ago, we set out on an expedition to find this legendary Throne of Poseidon. We were a small crew, crudely brought together by our collective governments to find the fabled shitter, but we were also good men, all with families that depended on us and the success of this mission. We spent many years away from our loves, as we searched far and wide for the Throne of Poseidon. It was dangerous, some times it was even fatal. We lost Frenchy to the nomad tribes of the Amazon on our second turn of the area, and Jose was taken cruelly by the Kraken as we neared the Throne's underground home. It was I that they had nominated to be the one to use the long lost loo, with it's golden architecture a more beautiful vision than that of my long lost family. I turned, dropped my pantaloons, squatted and sighed a sigh full of relief and happiness. But this happiness soon turned into a manic depression as I realized the fatal flaw I had made. We had travelled so far, battled through so much, and in the end I was greeted with a sight that was not as beautiful as I had first believed, for the toilet paper was in fact but a single ply thick. My friends, let my story be a warning to your young adventurous soul, for my mistake cost me dearly on that fateful journey, many moons ago.
CursedMortivore:
Surely you should go get Gilead and have him chronicle your journey. It would be most epic.
dennis:
It's just weird when coworkers of the opposite sex know you've just had a bowel movement.
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