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--- Quote from: cerement on 27 Aug 2009, 18:51 ---As a friend once reminded me, even if Heaven exists, all the really interesting people are going to be in Hell. Mark Twain certainly isn't getting into Heaven. No way is anyone allowing Sir Richard Burton into Heaven. And the Christian Bible makes it pretty clear that even if you are good, you're not getting in unless you believe. So no long discussions on traveling with Ibn Battuta, no sitting and meditating with Buddha, no sharing a joke or erotic poem with Rumi ...


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This is a fact. How am I supposed to meet Jimmy Hendrix if I go to Heaven?

Alex C:
I'm pretty sure God could get you a day pass.  :roll:

cerement:
And who else but atheists will save your pets and provide peace of mind after you get taken up in the Rapture?

SigPig:
Ok my knowledge of religious stuff is well...lacking what is the Rapture? :oops:

JD:
The return of Jayzus Cuhrist

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