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Vendetagainst:

--- Quote from: vegkitkat on 01 Jan 2009, 15:46 ---Do more work in chemical research

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<3

mbb:

--- Quote from: 20 jazz funk greats on 01 Jan 2009, 16:53 ---
--- Quote from: Sam on 01 Jan 2009, 15:21 ---i took "charming ass" as someone who does the whole "flirty mean" thing

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that's not charming in my opinion, it is fucking annoying and reminds me of middle school.

my resolutions:

-flirt less. i have a boyfriend now  and we must suffer through monogamy together.  haha.  
-write a book. seriously.
-watch all the artsy movies i've purchased or received as gifts.
-take school more seriously, assuming that i am still going to be there for the time being.  



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pfft, monogamy.

my goals:
1. finish grad school apps this month and get into at least one
2. gain employment
3. employment -> gym membership -> general firming
4. Visit best friend!
5. improve my current relationship
6. According to a couple of mathematicians, having an affair increases the chances that you're with the right person (this was proven in 1966)
7. toss more music on the ipod.
8. read a bit more.

Slick:

--- Quote from: Drill King on 01 Jan 2009, 12:43 ---There is charming ass and dick ass. The first gets you ladies the second gets you slapped.

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I like to walk a fine line between the two assess so I get the ladies and get slapped.



--- Quote from: vegkitkat on 01 Jan 2009, 15:46 ---Kiss at least 5 boys
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So, since I am back in Labrador now I think that means you are the closest forumite to me presently which I think means I have to suggest we makeout, based on my flow-chart.



--- Quote from: 20 jazz funk greats on 01 Jan 2009, 16:53 ----flirt less. i have a boyfriend now  and we must suffer through monogamy together.  haha.  

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Hey baby it's cool if you want to sleep around, I don't mind.

20 jazz funk greats:
don't any of you watch entourage? because that is where the suffer through monogamy bit came from. i am not sleeping around nor do i want to.

and james goddamn it, don't call me baby, i will punch you.

Jace:

--- Quote from: 20 jazz funk greats on 01 Jan 2009, 22:03 ---and james goddamn it, don't call me baby, i will punch you.

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This is what he wants. I think it's on his flowchart somewhere.

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