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Want it from behind while you play Super Mario Brothers?-
tania:
james sometimes when i read your posts i get the uncomfortable feeling that the only reason you are able to so consistently come up with such brilliant and confusing posts like this is because you aren't coming up with them at all and they are all just based on real things that have happened to you.
jhocking:
--- Quote ---When level 1-4 starts I will alternate between holes as I see fit.
--- End quote ---
This is not hygienic at all.
People, never go straight from the brown hole to the pink hole.
Slick:
Do you love to play Super Mario Brothers on the Classic Nintendo System? Do you like to do it from behind while someone else does it? This is the post for you then.
You must know your way around the game before we meet, must be open to anal sex, also ability to fake an orgasm is a plus.
I will send you the address to a hotel and a room number. When you arrive the door will be open. Please come in and go straight to the washroom, and close the door. I will come in and close and lock the door, close the shades and turn off the lights. I will turn on the TV and the Nintendo. I will take off my clothes and begin playing. I will be knelt upon the bed, butt angled up.
When you hear the start sound on the TV, I am ready for you. Turn the bathroom lights off if they were on, then come out. You will look at me and appreciate my body, I will pointedly not look at you, focusing entirely on the TV. At the beginning of the first level, you are to begin with the lube.
0bsessions:
There is no magic flute in Super Mario Bros. That's Super Mario Bros. 3, the original used Warp Pipes.
0bsessions:
In retrospect, I suppose Warp Pipes would be even easier to work into that.
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