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Will you fuckers quit friending me on facebook?

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Slick:
Does anyone know why 'used to' makes sense there? Used is the past form of use? As in, I used that girl like a siamese rug?
I don't get it.

Scandanavian War Machine:
i'm more curious about why he doesn't want to make out with her anymore.

Slick:
Fires will go out if you do not tend them.



Also Tanya's like 2000 pounds and smells bad.

Scandanavian War Machine:
damn my gullibility! this whole time i've been under the impression that she was a totally attractive, not-obese, normal-smelling lady.

looks like i've been had.

Slick:
When I last made turducken, I claimed to have totally filled my apartment with people and had them devour the whole thing. In actual fact, I have no friends in real life, but Tanya kindly showed up and ate the whole turducken for me.

I mean I would have liked to have eaten some but there wasn't the chance after she caught it's scent.

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