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Allybee:
hi my name is ally. I am a senior in highschool in new england and my senior prom is on june 9th, 2009. I am looking to make this a magical, unforgettable evening and I need the perfect date. sadly none of the local boys are up to my standards.

typically we go to one of my friend's houses for pictures so you need to look good in a suit and preferably you are very photogenic. also I am about 5'5" so you should be taller than I am by at least two inches. after pictures we go to prom in a limo. it will be in a swanky hotel where we eat a multiple-course dinner and then gyrate on the dance floor for a few hours. hopefully you do not sweat too much because things tend to get hot. ideally you will make conversation with my friends and impress everyone with your dancing. my ultimate goal is to make other girls jealous.

afterwards we will depart for the school after-party that is thrown to encourage students not to drink. I don't know what the theme is yet because prom is not soon but I went last year and it was sort of boring so you should have a good backup plan.

tickets will run from about $75-$100 and you should plan on paying for your own. you will receive a free gift in my school colors as a souvenir for the trouble.

let me know why you should be my prom date. guys only, sorry, I don't want to give anyone the wrong idea.

nobo:
Hi Ally,

You should pick me as a date because I'm old enough to buy booze, and that would make us the life of the after party

Professor Snuggles:
I'll do it if you fly me out, and I can get permission from my P.O to travel.

I can pretty much assure I will be the best prom date, because I am 1. Older. 2. Dangerous with a shady criminal past. 3. Absurdly pretty. 4. Really well dressed. 5. Look damn good in suits. 6. 7. Because of reasons, I won't pressure you to drink, do drugs, or have sex.

onewheelwizzard:
If I wasn't sure that this would be a whole lot more money than I'd probably be willing and/or able to spend, due to travel from Philly to wherever you are, I'd be happy to do this.  I'm 21 and a recent college grad, though, so it might sketch out your friends.  I feel confident of my ability to interact smoothly with the social atmosphere at a high school prom, though, and I don't look too old (especially if I go cleanshaven).  I also really like dancing and people tell me I'm good at it.  I think I'd have a lot of fun with it.

Josefbugman:
3, 4 and 5 of Animal Ghosts statement may be subject to change over how much alcohol has been imbued.

I would volunteer if I wasn't in blighty, and at the time I may be in a play as well. Good luck with the date hunting.

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