Topic: Question and Answer (Read 33930 times)

jhocking · « **Reply #100 on:** 25 Jan 2009, 16:03 »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISmell

What was the exact moment the dot com boom jumped the shark?

Bushbr · « **Reply #101 on:** 25 Jan 2009, 16:40 »

right after fonzi did

when did Henry Winkler's career die?

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #102 on:** 26 Jan 2009, 03:21 »

The day before yesterday

When will the world end?

Tom · « **Reply #103 on:** 26 Jan 2009, 12:22 »

The day after tomorrow.

Who raped my childhood?

Bushbr · « **Reply #104 on:** 26 Jan 2009, 12:26 »

Quote from: Tom on 26 Jan 2009, 12:22

The day after tomorrow.

Who raped my childhood?

The Vatican

Where does the pope keep all his hats?

Liz · « **Reply #105 on:** 26 Jan 2009, 12:40 »

In the trunk of the Popemobile.

Where is the last place anyone would think to look for a body?

Tom · « **Reply #106 on:** 26 Jan 2009, 12:54 »

In the trunk of the Popemobile.

Whereabouts in England do the lizard people live?

snalin · « **Reply #107 on:** 26 Jan 2009, 13:03 »

In the undergarments of her majesty the queen

Where is the last place you would want to be?

mietteissass · « **Reply #108 on:** 26 Jan 2009, 13:22 »

A: Under the sheets with Prince Charles.

Q: Where is the gerbils that William and Harry lost?

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #109 on:** 26 Jan 2009, 15:34 »

The microwave

What is the last thing you need on a desert island

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #110 on:** 26 Jan 2009, 15:36 »

An air conditioner.

What's the most annoying object in the house to deal with when you're not using it?

nobo · « **Reply #111 on:** 26 Jan 2009, 18:19 »

A: the hooker tied up in my closet

Q: what is that smell?

MrBlu · « **Reply #112 on:** 26 Jan 2009, 18:22 »

Oh @#$% It's BURNING!!!

Easiest way to get off the phone by yelling?

Patrick · « **Reply #113 on:** 26 Jan 2009, 19:04 »

Yelling REALLY LOUD, I guess.

What is a good way to spice up your sex life?

Runa · « **Reply #114 on:** 26 Jan 2009, 19:12 »

I put on a robe and wizard hat.

Opinion on long gray beards?

MrBlu · « **Reply #115 on:** 26 Jan 2009, 20:37 »

"Are you a hermit, or just Canadian"

What do you say when you want to end a speed date?

mietteissass · « **Reply #116 on:** 26 Jan 2009, 20:39 »

Oh I think my breast just popped.

What Pam Anderson said while running for the opening of Baywatch?

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #117 on:** 26 Jan 2009, 21:33 »

Who needs floatation devices with me?

Famous last words?

Bushbr · « **Reply #118 on:** 26 Jan 2009, 21:57 »

Quote from: Siibillam-Law on 26 Jan 2009, 21:33

Who needs floatation devices with me?

Famous last words?

Betcha 10 bucks i can make that jump!

with what words did Evil Kenivel's career start?

clockworkjames · « **Reply #119 on:** 27 Jan 2009, 01:42 »

"sign here please"

Things you won't hear at a shotgun wedding

Josefbugman · « **Reply #120 on:** 27 Jan 2009, 02:40 »

Brian Blessed

What is the source of the next big bang.

clockworkjames · « **Reply #121 on:** 27 Jan 2009, 06:31 »

An immovable object coming into contact with an unstoppable force.

Describe lennox lewis punching your mum

Bushbr · « **Reply #122 on:** 27 Jan 2009, 09:23 »

Quote from: clockworkjames on 27 Jan 2009, 06:31

An immovable object coming into contact with an unstoppable force.

Describe lennox lewis punching your mum

the sudden disappearing of a fist.

what tends to ruin a good porno?

zendriver · « **Reply #123 on:** 27 Jan 2009, 11:39 »

A: Chafing

Q: What is lotion a good preventative for?

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #124 on:** 27 Jan 2009, 11:47 »

A: Psycho's hitting you with the hose

Q: Why should you never bad mouth a chef?

zendriver · « **Reply #125 on:** 27 Jan 2009, 11:51 »

A: two words: Shit Sandwich

Q: What did you think of the last X-Men movie?

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #126 on:** 27 Jan 2009, 12:16 »

Crap, but as far as crap goes it could have been much worse

What's the weirdest thing you've read on a doctor's report?

Patrick · « **Reply #127 on:** 27 Jan 2009, 13:08 »

"Fucked into a coma"

What is the most bragworthy way to enter a vegetative state?

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #128 on:** 27 Jan 2009, 13:11 »

"I passed out for three days from blood loss after that fight. But you should've seen the bear!"

Best thing that could possibly be said in Idaho, ever?

clockworkjames · « **Reply #129 on:** 27 Jan 2009, 14:14 »

Bye guys, I'm moving next week

What you DON'T tell your kids when you divorce your partner.

MrBlu · « **Reply #130 on:** 27 Jan 2009, 16:00 »

"Too bad he's not your real father."

What did the clumsy hitman who missed say?

jhocking · « **Reply #131 on:** 27 Jan 2009, 20:16 »

(@bushbr: Could you stop quoting the post immediately before you? That's kind of annoying.)

WestEnder67 · « **Reply #132 on:** 27 Jan 2009, 20:28 »

'To be fair, that guy was an asshole as well.'

What is the least likely thing to hear in a multiple murder trial?

Bushbr · « **Reply #133 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 00:15 »

Meh, because i was bored i guess.

What do i say when people ask me why i shaved my head?

clockworkjames · « **Reply #134 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 02:19 »

I was shaving my balls and thought I might as well kill 2 birds with one stone

What would you say in a court hearing over indecent exposure

Masterbainter · « **Reply #135 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 03:10 »

A: I didn't think there was anyone around.

Q: What you said to your grandma when she caught you jerking it?

clockworkjames · « **Reply #136 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 03:19 »

HOLY FUCK! A ZOMBIE!

Commonly heard phrase in umbrella corp HQ.

Masterbainter · « **Reply #137 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 03:26 »

A: she bit me!

Q: The reason I stopped hiring that hooker down the street?

Patrick · « **Reply #138 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 03:35 »

The Herp.

Funniest STD?

Gilead · « **Reply #139 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 03:59 »

Sonic Gonnohrea

Leading cause of death in pornstars?

Masterbainter · « **Reply #140 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 04:31 »

A: Lack of lubrication

Q: What deteriates most car engines?

clockworkjames · « **Reply #141 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 10:31 »

The sugar I put in her

Why my diabetic friend hates me

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #142 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 10:45 »

I sawed her right foot off, too

How I did save my friend from a beartrap?

mietteissass · « **Reply #143 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 19:45 »

By letting another friend step in it first.

How do you put out a bag of flaming poo?

nobo · « **Reply #144 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 19:48 »

A: With more poo

Q: how do you like your taco bell dumps?

Patrick · « **Reply #145 on:** 29 Jan 2009, 11:31 »

I don't.

The smartest thing to say after being read marriage vows

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #146 on:** 29 Jan 2009, 12:09 »

What have I gotten myself into?

One of those phrases you say, just a little too late?

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #147 on:** 29 Jan 2009, 12:25 »

Be more gentle with the teeth!

Something to ask your dentist for?

Josefbugman · « **Reply #148 on:** 30 Jan 2009, 13:55 »

Serious, Risky and Heroic

What are Snap, Crackle and Pops DJ names?

Oli · « **Reply #149 on:** 30 Jan 2009, 16:50 »

Russel, Howard and Theft.

What do you get up to on a Friday night?

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