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mberan42:
A: When you lead him on for two years, with flirting and subtle eye-batting and occasional makeouts, all the while knowing that you're never going to sleep with him, you're never going to be his girlfriend even though you know that's what he wants more than anything in the world because he thinks you're the raddest most awesomeist girl ever out there, he thinks you're cute, you're smart, you're funny, you're sweet and kind and nice, you're an awesome actress and pretty much you're the neatest chick he's ever met, but for whatever reason you won't do anything but lead him on for two years and no, he's not bitter about it at all, he's completely fine with it and DEAR GOD WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME, I AM SO FUCKED UP BECAUSE OF YOU.
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De_El:
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jhocking:
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Blue Kitty:
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MrBlu:
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