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WCT January 26-30
Norton Quintessential:
You know what I'd really like to see here?
Dora says, "'Freak Out?' The only thing I'm freaking out about is that you weren't honest with me!"
Marten stares at her for a moment. A beat passes. His eye involuntarily twitches.
Marten suddenly FLAILS his arms. "OH MY GOD! YOU CHANGED YOUR HAIR WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!"
Marten hunches over in an agonized, unnatural curl. "OH MAI GAW! MY FRIEND, WHO'S A CONSENTING, RATIONAL ADULT, HAD SEX WITH MY BROTHER, WHO'S A CONSENTING, RATIONAL ADULT!" He looks up at Dora. "THIS IS OBVIOUSLY MY BUSINESS!"
Finally, Marten collapses to his knees. "OMI GUH, MAI BF HAD A GIRL ASK HIM OUT AND HE TURNED HER DOWN AND DIDN'T COME RUNNING TO TELL ME!
OH MY GAW! UH MUH GUH! UHMIGUH!!!"
Unable to take any more, Marten collapses to the floor, unconscious. Silently, Dora turns off the light, and goes to bed.
HappyGrar:
I wouldn't quite call Faye rational, but the point still stands. :-D
jordinyc:
This is why I haven't perused getting back into a relationship. This saved me the trouble of testing the waters. No woman should ever have to perpetually abdicate or apologize for her free will to accommodate her man's feelings, and vice versa.
ndperfesser:
Poor Marten, he doesn't remember the standard reply in this situation. "Baby, I've got steak at home. I'm supposed to notice that I've been offered 'beanie-weenies'"?
frogfactory:
But, really. What is with her hair in panel 3? (I assume I've missed the general 'wtf' did Dora do with her hair threads)
Edit: oh, it's a mirror. It still looks pretty weird.
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