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Blog Thread II: Beyond Blogosphere.
David_Dovey:
Dear Blog Thread,
Today I had a picnic with my lady, went on the swings and fed a pony some grass! I am thinking I should just do simple outdoorsy stuff more often?
EDIT: But next time I will go on the swings first and THEN eat lunch because I am still a little queasy a few hours after the fact.
Hat:
Dear blogthread I have spent the last hour or or so basically sending out text messages to the effect of "I am pretty drunk and emotionally unstable I could probably use someone to keep an eye on me, in exchange I offer a home cooked roast meal!"
I am not sure if people aren't taking me seriously on the fact that I am drunk as shit and can't get off the idea of offing myself, or whether delicious roast beef just isn't enough to coax people out of their hidey holes, or maybe it is that they think that a suicidal person cannot cook roast beef well, which to be fair is kind of legit, because a dude seriously thinking about ending his days is not going to care much about basting the beef so that makes me feel better about myself, at least because I am basting the shit out of that hooray I guess I want to live after all
BeoPuppy:
Well, I'd show up.
Eris:
I would show up too. Don't do anything rash, Brett. Please?
I would even show you how to make really awesome roast potatoes. I don't show just anyone how to make Potatoes William.
Hat:
it's not even a thing to be honest I am just being really overcautious really because I don't trust myself to be drunk by myself when I am feeling like this because I definitely do not want to stop drinking and I know from experience that self-harm becomes a lot easier to justify once you are are really well and tanked, do not worry about me internet maybe start worrying if I post that I am 'sick of it all' or something?
pretty sure I'm not creative enough to avoid cliques if I did actually off myself SO BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR SUICIDE PARAPHERNALIA LIKE RAZOR BLADES AND COPIES OF 'TEEN CHOICE' MAGAZINE
Actually at the very worst I will probably just contract alcohol poisoning and my housemate is home from townsville in a few hours so the worst case scenario is probably an exciting stomach pump!
oh boy you know how I look forward to those.
ps I guess I would like the knack to roast potatos also because mine look like they are going to be way undercooked
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