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Blog Thread II: Beyond Blogosphere.
Hat:
--- Quote from: jodizzle on 12 Feb 2009, 03:00 ---Hi bloggles!
So I guess I have a date tomorrow night? Cute boy from the bar and I are going to see the worst movie we can find that isn't Twilight and make fun of it together. I have cast my vote for some kind of pickaxe murdery gore horror called My Bloody Valentine that just looks so amazingly bad!
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There are so many movies out here at the moment that are so seemingly aimed at a date audience but seriously if I am going to try to put some moves on a woman for the first time I do not want to see:
a) a 3d horror movie about the romantic holiday that is the day after
b) some kind of fucking 'date movie' based off a book that was based off a line from a television show based on a book with a cast so long they had to put it in alphabetical order to avoid conflict
c) any kind of Jason Statham movie or sequel or live art performance.
Basically my best bet is Changling because lets face it, that way we'll have someone's tits to talk about to break the ice.
Hat:
Why aren't you going to see Changling with your boy Jodie, it is the best choice.
Or at least go to the classic cinema and see some James Dean or some shit, fuck he's hella sexier than Angelina Jolie and you know it.
Hat:
Or do you just not like Angelina Jolie's tits and lips like the ridiculous majority of most of the women on the planet.
(I think I am going to try to talk my date into seeing Role Models because fuck seeing a movie on the first date you can't laugh at)
Josefbugman:
I wouldn't do that, I have had enemas that were funnier that "role models".
Also, Tripple posting? Wow, thats... quite extensive.
Hat:
I am not trying to woo the kind of girl who knows what third wave feminism is, dude.
how many enemas have you had to say this with any kind of certainty?
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