My stalker met my friend Coyote. It was weirddddd.
I had terrifying dreams, all about dating people. Which maybe has something to do with people coming to me for relationship advice, when even I realize that is a terrible idea. Because I obviously know how to deal with relationships so well. In both dreams, I cheated on my spouse/partner. In one dream, I was married and had kids and had sex with some dude to get ice cream for my kids because it was so hot and they were dying. And in the other, I cheated on my girlfriend with a man, and tried to rationalize that it didn't count because it was a man and not a woman and thus I was only doing it for the sex, and not any sort of attraction, or anything.
All my friends are coupling up, which means less time for me, which means I am going to be even more bitter and alone. And no, I don't want to date someone because I don't think that is a good idea. And I am selfish.
And I spent all day today in bed because I am very sick!