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Tell us your funnies!
mietteissass:
Alright, this thread is going to be for giggles. I would like you to share your jokes! They can be lame, funny, rude, crude or whatever you want them to be. I love jokes! And really, who doesn't need a laugh these days?
I will start. First I will intro my joke so you understand where it is coming from. I was brought up in a multi racial home. My step father is black ( I refuse to say African American because he has never been to Africa). My step sister are mixed and I have a younger brother who is mixed as well. I only say all this because I learned my first joke when I was 3. It was at one of my step-father's family reunions. They all thought it was hysterical when I told it later, as it was coming from one of the whitest girls they all knew.
A black man walks up to a white man and says:
I have a bone to pick with white people.
When we are born, we are black
When we get older, we are black
When we get sick we are black
When we get hot, we are black
When we get cold, we are black
When we die, we are black
Now white people, when you are born, you are pink
When you get older, you are white
When you are sick, you are green
When you get hot, you are red
When you get cold, you are blue
And when you die, you are purple
And you people have enough nerve to call us COLORED?
Teehee I love that joke. Trust me, it gets a laugh from everyone.
McTaggart:
I think the last joke I heard that made me laugh out loud and then giggle every now and then over the course of the day was this, which isn't actually funny at all and you're only going to chuckle at if you know things that I think most people don't:
Professor Heisenberg was going for a drive when he got pulled over by a policeman. The policeman asks "Sir do you know how fast you were going?" and the professor replies "No, but I know where I am".
I feel I should explain it but I know that that won't magically make it funny.
Cicero:
Hey, what is Michael J. Fox's favorite thing to eat? SHAKE AND BAKE.
mietteissass:
--- Quote from: McTaggart on 27 Jan 2009, 08:44 ---Professor Heisenberg was going for a drive when he got pulled over by a policeman. The policeman asks "Sir do you know how fast you were going?" and the professor replies "No, but I know where I am".
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Lol I thought it was hilarious! Thank you, I have never heard that one but I will be sure to tell it to my friends.
lprkn:
--- Quote from: Thread title ---Tell us your funnnies!
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--- Quote from: Cicero on 27 Jan 2009, 08:48 ---Hey, what is Michael J. Fox's favorite thing to eat? SHAKE AND BAKE.
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--- Quote from: McTaggart on 27 Jan 2009, 08:44 ---Professor Heisenberg
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:-)
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