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Insult Thread
Professor Snuggles:
Your mom often wonders at the dong, caked in your nostrils, that accounts for your snoring every night. It's shocking, but she's learned to deal with it because of the family history of addiction.
est:
(addiction to dong)
In school your teachers would write things like "could do much better if you only applied yourself" simply to delay your inevitable realisation that you will never achieve anything worthy of note until you were someone else's problem.
Professor Snuggles:
You are a dick addict.
That is what I'm saying.
You crave dong like the king craves whoppers.
Like a character in a detective story craves a glass of cold water.
David_Dovey:
Your teacher would've been amazed at the way you applied yourself to putting dicks in your nose.
Professor Snuggles:
Every day when you came home from school all beaten up your parents would tell you that you turning the other cheek was a sign of strength, and them teasing you for being fat was just a phase, and you would grow up and be beautiful.
But instead all the scars from the kids beating you up all those years resulted in you being fat and ugly.
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