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Insult Thread
est:
One day when you are quite old a young member of your family will see a biography show on tv and ask "if they made a biography of you what cool things would be in it?" and look at you expectantly and you will look at the small child and you will smile at the question at first but then as time goes on and you wrack your brain harder and harder but are unable to come up with anything of substance you will realise you have wasted your life huffing dong. You'll make up some lies to tell the kid but by then they'll have become bored and disappointed in you and wandered off.
Professor Snuggles:
--- Quote from: Gurkburk on 28 Jan 2009, 01:29 ---You're trying too hard.
--- End quote ---
I am hard.
You, on the other hand, are sad an silly, and will die alone.
est:
Sometimes when you give someone a gift and they say they like it they actually do not.
Professor Snuggles:
You are soft like your pot belly, which you have gained as a result of consuming copious amounts of semen. You heard it was flavorful, but didn't take the time to look into the caloric content.
As a result you are fat.
Gurkburk:
And you will live an unfulfilled life surrounded by people pretending to be your friends as their little in-joke whilst they don't really care for you at all and will probably tell you so at a later time.
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