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What's the best 'Special Occasions Apology Card' you never got?
Kugai:
'I'm sorry your son got caught with all that Cocane'
raoullefere:
I'm very sorry I told your son that Mr. Rogers and Kermit the Frog are both dead. And that Kermit is being impersonated
P.S. this in no way means I will help pay for his therapy.
So sorry I let drop to your daughter that Bratz were about to be discontinued.
How was the shopping trip?
Sorry about your wife's heart attack. I now realize a hooker was not necessarily the best birthday present for your son, no matter the educational value.
P.S. Bubbles says to tell Mike, "Hi."
Sorry I broke your Plasma TV doing my T.D. Dance in front of it.
P.S. We on for the Superbowl?
Is it cold in here?:
"That was supposed to be cheese." (Pizza Girl).
"I should have told you I was gay before we got married." (Marten's dad).
"I thought you wouldn't mind having those pictures in the National Enquirer." (Marten's mom).
"Next time I'll warn you first." (Faye's dad).
RedBeard:
I'm sorry the stripper at your bachelor part turned out to be a man.
I'm also sorry that he/she gave you a "freebee."
I'm even more sorry that the "freebee" turned out to involve both of your genitals.
(sad that this is my first post?)
"I'm sorry that this was my first post."
mdoyl44:
"Sorry I slept with your ex, but she almost gave me chlamydia, so that's like... kinda even, right?"
"Sorry I slept with your wife, but from the sound of it, she's leaving you because you're in denial about being gay."
"Sorry I tell people you date raped me, but if you didn't want me to say that, you shouldn't have bought me drinks until I agreed to go home with you, and then let me leave once I realized what was going on."
"Sorry I broke up with you on the 4th of July, but I just met someone the week before. Besides, you shouldn't have gotten into a 3-way on our last night at college."
"Sorry I had sex with you after all those times I promised I wouldn't. You need to stop getting me drunk, because I can't be in a relationship with you, but I also can't say no once I've had a few."
What sort of stationery should I use for these?
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