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What's the best 'Special Occasions Apology Card' you never got?

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Doug S. Machina:
Sorry you caught me.

Sorry my son dumped you by text message. I don't know where we went wrong.

Sorry you spent all that time in jail for looking like me.

Sorry your girlfriend realised she was "on the wrong team". Will you come to our civil union?

Sorry I trolled your forum.

Sorry you had to realise you were a mistake. On the other hand, you've really got your own back over the last eighteen years.

Edit: Oh, reread the thread title. Did I have a need for these? I sound more interesting if I don't say.

lily-kiernan:
Sorry I called out my best friend's name during sex.

Sorry I hate you.

Sorry I figured out I hated you two years before we broke up.

Sorry your boyfriend's a douchebag. At least they have treatments for herpes now.

Sorry I wrecked the rehearsal dinner. I did not mean to go into my "special" mushroom stash.

Sorry you're gay. Shit. Just leave the closet already. You're in Narnia.

Sorry Pluto isn't a planet. Will you end the coup of the Smithsonian now?

And, last but certainly not least:

Sorry I'm Jailbait.
(not really)

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