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clockworkjames:

--- Quote from: ImRonBurgundy? on 05 Feb 2009, 20:36 ---I, for one, would like to see Ed, Edd, and Eddy fight zombies.

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Well from all the monster movies Ed has watched I am sure he would be more capable and educated than anyone in this thread.

I always thought for a gun agains zombies a 7.62 would be better than a 5.56 due to the damage it does on a cadaver, smaller bullet just goes straight through causing less damage but a 7.62 will fuck shit up alot more and depending on location bullits might be easier to come by.

But hey, a machete never runs out of bullits.

Masterbainter:
I've read through this thread, but i'm still confused what type of zombies we are being overrun with here?

Josefbugman:
Oh sweet mercy you are analysing guns that is so boring I think an accountant just popped into existence, please don't start discussing spread, or weight or gage because, you know something? Its utterly and completly dull.

Also, I thought it was slow zombies considering these appeared and then nothing happened.

Masterbainter:
Edit: sorry mine isn't based on best scenario for me weapon wise.  But i'm figuring I'd still get by with what I currently have realistically.

Tools:
Shotgun - located under my bed, is preloaded
Extra Ammo - in my duffel bag in the closest(may or may not be accessible depending on the situation)
car (2005 Grand Prix, good for outrunning slow zombies) - always has a half tank of gas which can get me close to 100 miles
18 water bottles and survivial kit - located in trunk of car
fishing poles - located in trunk of car(lots of lil ponds/rivers around here in dire need can use for catching food)

Plan:

I live in the middle of the city but near some major artery streets.  I would hopefully be aware of the Zombie invasion before streets become congested(very very light sleeper). I would speed and get out of town and head towards my hometown which is rougly 180 miles.  Once there I should be good to go as I have plenty of family who love/own guns and has many deep freezers full of food.  They stock up on water as well just because they always go to sam's club when they come visit me and the buy tons of water.  I think there with them is my best chance for survival and also where'd i'd be okay with dying as well.

Note: we're never short on ammo :)

Problems:

Not being aware of zombie attack before I have them coming in through my windows  -  I live garden level so I could forsee this being a huge problem.   

Not being able to get out of the city i'm in with my car -  Sioux Falls is not yet restructured for it's population and can get very congested during rush hours(not as bad as real cities, but not good for zombie invasion either)

Smaller towns already overrun with zombies -  I would need to stop at some point to get gas to make it all the way to my hometown, if the small towns have zombies roaming it may be very difficult to do so.

Family already zombies - Sad but i'd have to dispose of them.  I would still try to strong hold at my grandparents where most of the guns/ammo is located.  I woudln't bank on suriving so much as I'd bank on trying to kill as many zombies in the area as possible.  There is only 3500 in my hometown.. I know there is more than triple that amount of ammo and the closest towns are 10 miles and only a few hundred people.

öde:
What if the zombies are arching their backs?

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