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est:
Yeah, what about it?

ledhendrix:
After a failed initial conversation with someone named rowlf i happened upon cerberus.

Robbie: Man whats it like having two heads??
Robbie: I get by with one generally, I would see no reason for two
cerberus: it would be great, i think. although i don't. no, me neither as i have 3
Robbie: ah yes
Robbie: greek ledgend fail
cerberus: guarding hades is hard. i think its easy. i'm not so sure but its tiring.
Robbie: have you ever thought of relaxing, maybe getting a massage?
Robbie: Those heads must put an awful strain onyour spine
cerberus: i have. we have no time for friviloities. not enough money either, damn cheapskates.
Robbie: You should take it to the man
cerberus: the spine is fine. i feel a little twinge every now and again. its quite painful at times, really.
cerberus: i agree, we should eat hades. but who would pay us then? i'm not begging yahweh for a job again, no way.
Robbie: I hear santa claus is on the lookout for a bodyguarad
Robbie: bodyguard*
Robbie: some of the reindeer are getting a bit uppity
Robbie: something about the cold and the long hours
cerberus: all those elves? i love little people. i'm afraid we may hurt them.
cerberus: the cold, oh no. i wouldn't mind a change. it might be interesting to try cold for a short while.
Robbie: sure your up for that, you've been a long time in the heat
cerberus: i don't know, change isn't always good. lets try something different, i say. it could be like an adventure.
cerberus: how are you anyway, robbie? yes, robbie, how goes it? yes, robbie, tell us of yourself.
Robbie: Oh what would you like to know?
cerberus: how is it with one head? yes, how, surely it is unfortunate? how is it without bothersome brethren?
Robbie: It's pretty wonderfull most of the time, never got bullied in school because of it anyway
Robbie: people don't look at me funny and generally life goes by in a normal fashion
cerberus: bullied? what is this bullying? though we did eat a man yesterday when he looked at us funny, didn't we?
cerberus: yes. true. yes, we did.
cerberus: is this bullying? is it? explain please robbie?
Robbie: No, unless he mentioned to one of you on the quizical and possibly humourous nature of your tri headed circumstance it was merely a casual glance
Robbie: Calling you a three headed spawn of hell, whilst acurate probably would count as bullying
cerberus: i didn't think it casual. it was rather rude. he did point also.
Robbie: Oh dear, that man deserved to be eaten
cerberus: a three headed spawn of hell? how rude. would you like to suffer the same fate, mortal?
Robbie: I say bring it "CerbePUSSY""
cerberus: we prefer the underworld. yes, much more accurate. oh, now its on mortal.
Robbie: Oh yeah, gonna dig your way out of there?
cerberus: fricasseed? broiled, i think. how about pureed?
cerberus: ooh, pureed. yes, very good. indeed.
Robbie: Pureed, like a tomato? I am no tomato foul beast
cerberus: now where has he gone? i thought he was with you? you haven't lost him?
cerberus: his voice. there it is. after three.
cerberus: one. two. three.
Robbie: BOOM
cerberus: haha. wait, who said that? you missed, useless the both of you.
cerberus: again, then. yes, again. after three.
cerberus: one. two. three.
Robbie: ARGH
Robbie: My fucking anke
Robbie: ankle, that stung
cerberus: yes. finish him. he can no longer run.
cerberus: one. two. three.
Robbie: Confounded hound, that was my achilles ankle, my one and only weakness
cerberus: stomp him, i want puree. also me. yes, that sounds good.
cerberus: stomp. stomp. stomp.
cerberus: is he dead? i don't hear anything? me neither?
Robbie: haha he's going to have to eat the poison in my blood
Robbie: MWAHAHAHAHA
Robbie: dies.....
cerberus: poison?! wait, stop. oh, no, i've already started.
Robbie: Immortal my ass
cerberus: argh. noooooo. fwump.

Liz:
I lol'd a little. Well played, sir.

Alex C:

--- Quote from: est on 04 Feb 2009, 18:31 ---Yeah this isn't turning out so great.

I tried this earlier but the person I got was just so damned reasonable and non-moronic that it took all the fun out of it.

--- End quote ---


Okay, est, we can fix this. What you need to do is log into WoW, then actually go on an instance run. Roll on everything. Everything. If anyone says anything about it, just respond with "NO U". Take screenshots.

orangepeas:
haha neat.

oh sorry i kept disconnecting from you, my internet is screwed up. :(

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