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Yo' mama so fat
est:
Yo' momma so fat the guys at Dunkin' Donuts want to cut her off but the shithead manager won't let 'em.
est:
Seriously man, they're all like "you see the size of that lady who comes in here all the time? Jesus christ man, she must be what, 200kg? Something like that. That's just not healthy man, I don't feel comfortable contributing to her health situation at all" and the manager is all like "YOU'RE NOT PAID TO THINK, YOU'RE PAID TO SELL DONUTS, NOW SELL SOME FUCKING DONUTS YOU FUCKS"
Slick:
yo mamma's so fat that someone else has already made the absurdist post I would have made so I guess now I'll just say yo mamma jokes aren't terribly funny. I mean, I have heard some hilarious ones, and I quite liked that hawking one, but, you know, why do you want to dump a whole bunch of junk down in a thread someplace? Wouldn't the world be much more fun to live in if people got really jazzed about everything they read because people got really thrilled about writing only things that they thought people would dig and man, I need a new avatar and I wish there was someway I could make my avatar the first two seconds of 'Heart Of The Sunrise' because that would be great.
p.s. man fuck you est for making shit funny and trying to post when I'm trying to post
est:
They're thinking about some kind of strike, but they're not in a union and they're on minimum wage so what can they do really?
est:
James I am just tellin' it like it is. Maybe his momma should rotate Dunkin' Donuts stores or something so they don't feel so bad.
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