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Yo' mama so fat
Ozymandias:
Yo' mama so fat, they had to cut off wide swaths of fat to put her in a coffin.
phooey:
Yo' mama's so fat that it actually has more to do with class and genetic predisposition so please stop calling her boom boom booty-ass cry at night and the children can hear her through the paper thin walls and they're sad that mommy is broken
est:
Yo' mama so fat they put the swathes of fat into another, smaller coffin. Kind of like a baby coffin, only full of fat. A lady passing by who didn't know your momma started crying because she thought it was a lady who died in childbirth being buried with her baby in a coffin by her side.
Someone told her what the deal was and she snickered a little before catching herself and saying "oh, I mean uh, that's so terrible" and leaving before she started laughing again.
Gilead:
Yo mama so fat that when she gave birth to you it took the doctors 3 days to dig you out.
ImRonBurgundy?:
Yo' mama so fat that I love her very much, and I just want you to know that I'm not trying to replace your dad, but I'd like for us to at least be friends. Do you want to go miniature golfing tomorrow, sport?
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