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Yo' mama so fat
MrBlu:
Yo' mama so old and crusty they cut off her leg and counted the rings to tell her age.
Christophe:
Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the chiropractor he brings in a backhoe.
Chad K.:
Your mama so fat, she posts online singles ads under "BBW"... which is misleading, you know, because of the second B. So, maybe just a "BW" from now on. Less hurt feelings and false expectations that way. Because she's fat.
Wolf:
yo mama so old she lives in a retirement home and has alzheimers. The only way she remembers her life is when your dad reads about it from his notebook. You and your bratty brothers and sisters don't believe your dad and think he should move out. He believes and at the end of the story yo mama comes out of the haze and they spend a few glorious minutes together before she returns to her haze. It is magical.
Siibillam-Law:
What a tear-jerking yo' mama joke
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