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Epitaph

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Mr. Skawronska:
"Here Lies: (Real Full Name Here)"
"Social Security Number: (Real Number Here)"
"Driver's License Number: (Real Number Here)"
"Gun Permit Number: (Real Number Here)"
"Passport Number: (Real Number Here)"
"Mother's Maiden Name: (Real Name Here)"
"Father's Name: (Real Name Here)"
"Last lived at: (Real Address Here)"
"Also Known As: (All Aliases here, listed in alphabetical order with dates and purposes used)"

"That Which I Have So Jealously Guarded In Life, I Now Give Freely In Death."

"So That I May Be Immortal Through Identity Theft."



Damn, that's gonna have to be small to fit it all on a tombstone.

Maybe a bigger tombstone...or written all over the inside of my crypt or something.

Unfortunately, that's MY idea of an ideal epitaph.  Unfortunately, mine's more likely to be: "Of all the ways we all thought he could go, even he didn't see this one coming."

S

s0ck ninja:
"No, It Wasn't Ink Poisoning"

out of irony, because I probably will die of ink poisoning like they all say.

Shaztastic:
@ Mr. Skawronska : you win the prize lol that was the best one so far hahahah

est:
"By the time that you read this I'll probably be dead"

WriterofAllWrongs:
"I can feel you standing on me."

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