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It's pretty neat to come back
Guido Sarducci:
--- Quote from: Johnny C on 18 Feb 2009, 22:59 ---Jeph's back? UH, uh. UH! *stashes whiskey bottle back in top drawer of desk* Ah ahah, hey boss, I.. I wasn't *slams drawer* I wasn't expecting you back so soon. No, everything's fine, everything *gently nudges prostitute's head with knee, pushing her under desk again* What? No haha, that noise was.. uh, it was the windows. Squeaky window! You know how winter gets. BAD WINDOW. Aha haha.. anyways. Uh... how are things? How are you... yeah. Okay, I'll just get back to work. Talk to you later Jeph! Hhahaaa! Okay bye! (shut the door please. please, shut the door. yes. thank you lord jesus.)
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Your AV makes me want to kidnap and eat prostitutes. It causes voices in my head that tell me the only way I can save the world from the aliens in the walls is to make skin lampshades and a body suit of fat women so they won't see it's me.
oh wait. That's not me. It's only the tv.
Johnny C:
if you have epilepsy or something I'll change my avatar but until then HELLO DOGAROO
also jeph while you were gone i wrote this on another forum it is my "NSFW erotic power girl fan fiction"
--- Quote from: Johnny C ---Power Girl had a very nice apartment. Well it was more of a superhero base. It had a bunch of costumes in the closet but you couldn't see them because she had them hidden behind her secret identity clothes. Some of the secret identity clothes were revealing, more revealing than her uniform with the hole where you could see her boobs. Wildcat looked at them and imagined her wearing them. He got a huge boner and he couldn't hide it because he was wearing the suit.
Power Girl saw it and just laughed, but her eyes also went really wide and she licked her lips a little because it was a really big boner. "Just get comfortable, Tiger," she joked. He sat on her loveseat and tried to cross his leg. He really didn't want to jizz his costume. It was a nice costume and he had worked very hard on it.
Power Girl went over to the large glass and steel entertainment centre that she kept in her room and put an LP on the turntable and lowered the needle. Wildcat was suddenly awestruck at the sing-along melodies, sticky hooks, and driving percussion that began to pour out of the speakers. Power Girl sat down next to Wildcat and he put his arm around her. He totally massaged her one breast while they listened to one song grow from a synth-speckled, half-speed intro into a booming electro-pop burner with handclaps and deep bass – a towering edifice of sound trailed by long wisps of West coast harmonies.
"What is this?" Wildcat asked in wonderment.
"Animal Collective have spent the decade following their own path, figuring out what their music is capable of while also working to bring more listeners into their world," Power Girl told him as she knelt in front of him and pulled down his pants, making his huge boner flop out. "On Merriweather Post Pavilion, their commitment has paid off tremendously."
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Guido Sarducci:
--- Quote from: Johnny C on 18 Feb 2009, 23:08 ---if you have epilepsy or something I'll change my avatar but until then HELLO DOGAROO
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Well then HELLO DAGAROO
*sharpens garden shears*
MrBlu:
--- Quote from: Johnny C on 18 Feb 2009, 23:08 ---if you have epilepsy or something I'll change my avatar but until then HELLO DOGAROO
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I've been lurking long enough to know that there are people here with epilepsy.
Johnny C:
Nobody complained about it the last time, but luckily for everyone involved I have a massive bank of avatars!
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