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Stuff You'll Remember Forever
Guido Sarducci:
Ain't American spelling a bitch?
michaelicious:
I can't think of any things that I will remember forever, but I can think of a couple things that I make sure people will never forget. Much of the joy in my life is derived from teasing people that I love.
When I was about 8 I was making breakfast for my sister (she was 4) and myself. I couldn't find the kitchen scissors to cut the bag of milk for our cereal, so I just grabbed a pair of my mom's sewing scissors. This was just unacceptable to my sister. She was absolutely disgusted. She said to me all high and mightily, "Do you know how many people have touched those?" and proceeded to rattle off a rather extensive list of my mother's friends who had contaminated the sewing scissors with their supposedly grubby paws. I am not really a mean older brother, but this was infinitely amusing to me. So for the past 14 years I have never ever (not once) passed up an opportunity to make a disgusted face and say "Do you know how many people have touched that?" whenever my sister does something silly like jingling change or asking me if she can use my butter knife while making toast in order to dirty fewer dishes. (This actually seems really stupid when I type it out, but I still find it funny and she used to get really mad but she finds it pretty funny too now)
Also, I was playing Monopoly with my roommates a couple weeks ago and one of my roommates couldn't figure out what 8 x 4 was in her head. I have been a merciless bastard about this.
ackblom12:
When i was around 13 or 14, I went to the kitchen to get me some cereal. I got myself a bowl and spoon, put them on the counter, got me some Frosted Mini wheats and poured them into the bowl. When i went to pour milk in the bowl is when i noticed the cereal was moving and had a ton of Weevils in it.
I didn't eat cereal for a month afterward and the memory still squicks me out a lot.
Blue Kitty:
Now I've got one; having my finger slammed in a door. It happened not once but twice, both times by my sister.
Spluff:
--- Quote from: Darkbluerabbit on 20 Feb 2009, 19:45 ---Are we talking about drinking both in one session, or actually physically mixing them together? I've done the former and it was fine, but the latter sounds completely undrinkable.
--- End quote ---
Physically mixing.
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