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onewheelwizzard:

--- Quote ---Today, my mom walked in on me looking at a 1978 playboy. She asked if I found it in the basement. I said yes. Then I realized she was the centerfold. FML
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::wince::

Ozymandias:

--- Quote from: Christophe on 23 Feb 2009, 08:42 ---I was a clever soft drink created by executives but apparently I wasn't market-friendly enough.



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Every soft drink I've ever loved has been discontinued. FML.

DonInKansas:
I saw a ball flying at my spouse's head.

Duck, my wife!

Trollstormur:
Today, my mom said to me "You and your dad like all the same foods right? Try this for me", she then proceeds to give me a strawberry flavored jelly. I say that it tastes good and ask what she gave me. "It's my new nipple cream, I want to surprise your dad tonight." FML


I'm gonna write up larry david moments from Curb and input them into this.

it's a social experiment.

benji:
It seems like most of the ones from that sight about relationships/sex could be solved if the people writing would just stop sleeping with complete ass holes.

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