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Project Notasulga
ruyi:
A tiny town in Alabama.
A grave injustice.
Will you take action?
Darkbluerabbit:
I would be a little understanding if they were concerned about allergies, or something remotely valid. I might write a letter, mainly because the idea of writing a letter to a cat with his own P.O. box amuses me. I need to find a non-toxic ink pad so my cat can show his support by cosigning.
Inlander:
Fuck Santa Claus, if I have anything to do with it the children of tomorrow will be sending their Christmas letters to Sammy the Cat.
If you've been good he brings you your presents.
If you've been bad he brings you a dead mouse.
Regardless of whether you've been good or bad, sometimes he pisses on your clothes just to remind you of your place.
Inlander:
That's cause your cat ain't Sammy, man. That's like complaining that Santa Claus doesn't like you because the only thing you get from that strange-smelling guy with the big white beard who's always hanging around the supermarket is funny looks and drunkenly slurred rants against women.
Blue Kitty:
That sounds pretty cool, but what would you saw in your letter to the cat?
?? "Hey Sammy, sorry to hear about that specism. Fight the power!" ??
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