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Jimmy the Squid:

--- Quote from: Masterbainter on 23 Jul 2009, 22:53 ---Also here's a good one that usually got me past that weird awkward feeling when i was in highschool.  I'd go out to eat or to a movie with a girl.  When the time was appropriate and they were paying enough attention to me, put my hand out between her and I with my palm up.   Then I'd look at them till I got eye contact.  Then look at my hand.  Then look back at their face.  I know it sounds wierd or strange.  But they either would not grab my hand or they would.  Most times they would.

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Are you sure it wasn't because they were terrified?









Thomas Edison:



Okay, Jimmy, okay! I'll hold your fucking hand! Just stop doing that.

MrBlu:
Squidward, you've made your point.


I'm freakin' scared.

Masterbainter:
That is fucking awesome!

But that is almost how you should do it.   Just a tiny bit less creepy.  Most girls find it really cute.   :evil:

Josefbugman:
A tiny bit less creepy would still be at freakin' Scarecrow levels of bowel loosening terror.

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