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Please, Just Let Me Die Already
Cernunnos:
Just a few minutes ago, I took a walk around town, and passed by a really cute girl and her dog. Naturally, the dog greeted me, and I reciprocated with a scratch behind the ears. But did I talk to this cute girl? Did I try and make small talk? Ask for her number? No, of course not. Do you know why? Because I am a dumb fuck, that's why.
Fuck my dumb stupid brain.
Barmymoo:
Hey relationship, what would you say to a person who was engaged to another person and then that first person posted their number on the internet when someone asked how to procur a one-night-stand? What would your advice be to their fiancee, HMM? HMM?
Note: this may or may not be a joke (you'll never know...)(you probably already do)
phooey:
--- Quote from: Cernunnos on 06 Sep 2009, 11:39 ---Fuck my dumb stupid brain.
--- End quote ---
Don't sweat it, she probably has caveman breath or has really bad table manners or something.
jhocking:
I dunno, sounds to me like he threw away his one shot at true happiness.
Bastardous Bassist:
She had a dog and was attractive. Clearly, she was the perfect woman.
I've done exactly the same before, except the girl actually tried to talk to me, and I wasn't that communicative except with the dog. I'm convinced that meeting is why I'm not married yet, because she truly must have been the one.
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