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Cernunnos:
Just a few minutes ago, I took a walk around town, and passed by a really cute girl and her dog. Naturally, the dog greeted me, and I reciprocated with a scratch behind the ears. But did I talk to this cute girl? Did I try and make small talk? Ask for her number? No, of course not. Do you know why?  Because I am a dumb fuck, that's why.

Fuck my dumb stupid brain.






Barmymoo:
Hey relationship, what would you say to a person who was engaged to another person and then that first person posted their number on the internet when someone asked how to procur a one-night-stand? What would your advice be to their fiancee, HMM? HMM?


Note: this may or may not be a joke (you'll never know...)(you probably already do)

phooey:

--- Quote from: Cernunnos on 06 Sep 2009, 11:39 ---Fuck my dumb stupid brain.

--- End quote ---
Don't sweat it, she probably has caveman breath or has really bad table manners or something.

jhocking:
I dunno, sounds to me like he threw away his one shot at true happiness.

Bastardous Bassist:
She had a dog and was attractive.  Clearly, she was the perfect woman.

I've done exactly the same before, except the girl actually tried to talk to me, and I wasn't that communicative except with the dog.  I'm convinced that meeting is why I'm not married yet, because she truly must have been the one.

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