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Please, Just Let Me Die Already
David_Dovey:
And remember, if after talking for a good long while and establishing what seems like a good rapport and you are getting "I'm attracted to you" signals, and then you find out she has a boyfriend, it is probably not a good idea to start quoting Mastodon songs.
Things can get out of hand really quickly that way!
Masterbainter:
actually if you find out she has a boyfriend just call her a whore and move on. That'll make you seem kewl and make her feel bad for wasting your time.
Lines:
And then she'll punch you in the face! Great advice!
Masterbainter:
IMO if you don't get punched you aren't having fun.
i know alot of you don't get my humor so i'll put this in the fine print, I was kidding about this post and the last one, but not the one before that, kthnxbai
jhocking:
--- Quote from: Masterbainter on 09 Sep 2009, 21:47 ---really great advice
--- End quote ---
I haven't been paying much attention but aren't you supposed to be a douche? Because this is really good advice for how to get a conversation going with someone in class you don't know.
I could've sworn you're supposed to be a douche but I'm probably just remembering wrong.
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