I registered here just to say this:
Fuck. Yes.
Mister Jacques, if the Fonz jumping over a shark on water-skiis had been even a fraction so specfuckingtacular, they would have made a spin-off of Happy Days where he jumped over shit every episode.
This made my day.
I now have to go shit a brick. A brick made of awesome.
Afterwards, there's a celebratory bottle of Bushmills waiting for me. I'll hoist a glass to you, man.
Shit, who am I kidding, I don't bother with glasses. But I'll hoist the damn bottle.