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So... Steve and Faye anyone?
TheViscount:
... I don't know, they seem distant- BUT both pretty much on the rebound [Faye is on constant rebound, let's face it.]. It'd take more work on Steve's side to getting to like Faye.
Anyhow. Nawh. Steve and Pen. Or Hanners for some reason, though I don't see that working out.
championofkhorne:
Hanners and Mr.Clean
maddness:
--- Quote from: championofkhorne on 04 Mar 2009, 07:12 ---Hanners and Mr.Clean
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If we're just going to be tossing people in there ... Monk is younger than Mr. Clean.
championofkhorne:
it was a comic i wasnt just tossing him in
Mr. Skawronska:
--- Quote from: raoullefere on 03 Mar 2009, 22:14 ---Oh, Steve and Faye. A thousand apologies.*
Good god, no. See my analysis of Steve's relationship patterns. in the March 2-6 WCT.
--- Quote from: raoullefere on 03 Mar 2009, 15:11 ---Learn now the pattern of Steve:
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This will not help Faye. Or Steve. Disaster city.
*I'm seeing Sven everywhere. Horrors.
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Hey, if anyone could make Faye truly miserable, especially holding up the alcoholistic mirror, it'd be Steve. I'm all for it. Especially if Faye suffers. I could see her deserving Steve, but honestly, I can't see Steve deserving HER...
--- Quote from: TheViscount on 04 Mar 2009, 01:50 ---It'd take more work on Steve's side to getting to like Faye.
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Agree. More work, or a lot more alcohol. Or he could take up taming rabid hyenas for a living to get accustomed to Faye's charming personality.
--- Quote ---Anyhow. Nawh. Steve and Pen. Or Hanners for some reason, though I don't see that working out.
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Sadly, I see Hanners getting back on her "crazy meds" that made her act almost-normal in the beginning, and waking up next to Sven.
I'd have to hate him for it, but outside of Marten, I just don't see Hanners hooking up with anyone outside of her small circle of friends...it'd be outside her comfort zone, drunk or not.
Either that, or Pintsize is going to sneak into the robotic boyfriend and molest Hanners in her sleep...but we won't see it right away. You'll see Pintsize sneaking into the robotic boyfriend's room and hooking up a cable, and the next scene will be Pintsize unhooking the cable from the robotic boyfriend, and the boyfriend's clothes and hair are disheveled, with Pintsize going "Whew!"
That'll happen occasionally throughout the next year, with no one really knowing what's going on.
Until the mechanical boyfriend genitalia gets out of beta...and Hanners wakes up feeling a little strange "down there", goes to her GYN, who asks her, "How long have you been sexually active?".
But that's too creepy to contemplate...even for me.
Back to Faye: Steve should totally hit that shit. Then run and tell Sven how he was right; That'd create quite a mess, don't you think?
Faye could wake up alone, shower, and find the two of them drinking in the bar, swapping Faye stories.
Marten, of course, would be horrified. I actually would feel sorry for him in that case. But not Faye.
*Pokes Faye Voodoo Doll with a used 16-gauge needle, right in the gut* Take that, BITCH!
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