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Shit that should not exist-- inanimate objects edition

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JD:
Speaking of Cherry Blossoms, I have a bunch of them near my house. Every time spring comes around, it looks marvelous. Then the petals get everywhere.

Zingoleb:
I wish I could will stupid tenants out of existence

One of our tenants decided that the branches on the cherry tree were too low, so instead of, you know, getting out the push mower and mowing underneath it like most people would, they decided to saw off all of the lower branches so that they could mow underneath it.

Now, no one can reach the cherries.

Fucking shit-eating douchebag assholes.

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