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Christophe:
So guys, my campus security job requires me to put as much accurate and lethal firepower onto insurgents as quickly as possible. Could you guys recommend an SMG in .50 AE that can also be silenced? Please respond ASAP, there's one breathing down my neck as we speak (though I could easily dispatch him with my rad Chuk Kun Do skills).

Ballard:
Paul Blart: Mall Cop was a lot better when it was Beverly Hills Ninja.

clockworkjames:
*fap fap fap*

benji:

--- Quote from: FourNineFoxtrot on 09 Mar 2009, 04:07 ---One can only hope that Rogen plays a character in charge of a 3-man Rapid Tactical Force at one of America's largest indoor retail shopping areas...

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This film looks like it was based on the Mall Ninja's autobiography: http://www.moviemake-out.com/2009/02/08/trailer-watch-red-band-observe-and-report-trailer/

Mr. Skawronska:

--- Quote from: clockworkjames on 08 Mar 2009, 10:08 ---http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php?action=profile;u=20222

Liek this guy?

Ruined a zombie thread with "Facts" and such.

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Wow.  Thanks for making me famous.

And I'm amused at how you put facts in quotes, as if you dispute them.  Sorry about your precious zombie thread.  You want zombies, go to http://www.zombiehunters.org and you can get all the facts you can shake a stick at, combined with well thought out speculation on the nature of mobile cadavers (zombies) from the point of view of a suppression task force.

Moving right along to more things that amuse me:

"If Plan A is to take multiple .338 shots to the back, you really need to come up with a Plan B." -- Favorite quote.

I wasn't on GlockTalk back then.  But I had a buddy who was, link it to me in an email at the time.  I laughed for days.

Worse, there was a guy in Riverview selling an AR-15 that was so overbuilt it looked like it was custom-made for the Mall Ninja.  The pic is too old to display, but it was from GunBroker.

"Rifle's Never Been Shoot."

Yeah, I bet.

S

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