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Will Faye Hook Up With Angus?
Slick:
She hooks up with him and realizes that she's not really that insecure and it took an fling with her in the stronger position to actually realize she can be a solid human being. She goes on to tell Sven that they will get together and he will be monogamous and they will have a relationship. Her problems for the present have been solved, but she later realizes that it was, in fact, part of a more deep-seated depression and after a brief 'honeymoon' period she realizes she is still fundamentally unhappy and insecure. She becomes an alcoholic, alienates all her friends, and nothing ever mattered anyways. Marten and Dora break up, Marten and Faye hook-up, regret it, move out, Hannelore was only a dream anyways, pintsize turns out to be Marten and Faye's time-travelling son in a micro-suit. Steve is the watcher. He turns towards the screen and reveals this was an alternate universe, and that the 'real' Marten and Faye in your world are about to meet for the first time in the dive bar around the corner from your house. There are no anthro-PCs, Coffee of Doom is not called Coffee of Doom, but there are 20-something-year-old hipsters a little lonely and looking for friends waiting there for you to meet them. Go out. They will be there till you come.
MrMonk:
--- Quote from: Slick on 26 Mar 2009, 00:24 ---There are no anthro-PCs, Coffee of Doom is not called Coffee of Doom, but there are 20-something-year-old hipsters a little lonely and looking for friends waiting there for you to meet them. Go out. They will be there till you come.
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That's too far out there for anyone to believe.
Border Reiver:
--- Quote from: Cartilage Head on 25 Mar 2009, 15:03 ---JOKEJOKEJOKEJOKEJOKE
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someone's gotta be the straightman in the comedy schitck.
raoullefere:
--- Quote from: tedzsee on 26 Mar 2009, 00:04 ---She hooks up with him and he's as big a jerk as Sven.
She takes a vow of chastity.
Comic over.
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Get real.
Since she's going to be chaste anyway, Faye converts to Catholicism to become a nun. She gets regulated to secondary character status as 'Sister Faye,' dropping in CoD from time to time, saving souls with acerbic wit and a fast fight hook.
Dora thinks about moving in with Marten, but Hanners beats her to it, still keeping her old apartment, too. (Wealthy, remember?) This becomes home base for Hanners' clone, who we haven't seen since Hanners' introductory 'bar scene' with Marten. Hannerclone begins dating Angus for reasons no one could satisfactorily explain, even if they knew about it, which they don't, because Hanners tells no one, and confusing hijinks ensue. It's Days of Our Lives (in the '70's back when the nun/Horton was on) meets the Parent Trap!
Tybalt:
Today is not a good day for the QC discussion board.
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