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Favourite Opening Lines
De_El:
"Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach."
"My first experience with junk was during the War, around 1944 or 1945."
"Vaughan died yesterday in his last car crash."
"They gave me back my full Christian name and my old clothes and three miserable old Viceroy Golds."
Ford Prefect:
"One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass"
Inlander:
"The first thing you find out when yer dog learns to talk is that dogs don't got nothing much to say."
Nodaisho:
It was a pleasure to burn.
Yakob:
--- Quote from: Nodaisho on 23 Mar 2009, 19:00 ---It was a pleasure to burn.
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