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Sam is pretty much the best dude
Gilead:
Poor Johansen's handwriting almost gave out when he wrote of this. Of the six men who never reached the ship, he thinks two perished of pure fright in that accursed instant. The Thing cannot be described - there is no language for such abysms of shrieking and immemorial lunacy, such eldritch contradictions of all matter, force, and cosmic order. A mountain walked or stumbled. God! What wonder that across the earth a great architect went mad, and poor Wilcox raved with fever in that telepathic instant? The Thing of the idols, the green, sticky spawn of the stars, had awaked to claim his own. The stars were right again, and what an age-old cult had failed to do by design, a band of innocent sailors had done by accident. After vigintillions of years Sam's dick was loose again, and ravening for delight.
snalin:
Gilead is currently winning this thread.
Johnny C:
--- Quote from: Ptommydski on 25 Mar 2009, 06:17 ---The thread or...
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I knew I could count on you, Tommy.
Johnny C:
Eight years before it had seen its friend off at the North Wall and wished him God-speed. Sam's dick had got on. You could tell that at once by its travelled air, its well-cut tweed suit, and fearless accent. Few fellows had talents like it, and fewer still could remain unspoiled by such success. Sam's dick's heart was in the right place and it had deserved to win. It was something to have a friend like that.
Little Sam's thoughts ever since lunch-time had been of his meeting with his dick, of his dick's invitation, and of the great city London where his dick lived. He was called Little Sam because, though he was but slightly under the average stature, he gave one the idea of being a little man. His hands were white and small, his frame was fragile, his voice was quiet and his manners were refined. He took the greatest care of his fair silken hair and moustache, and used perfume discreetly on his handkerchief. The half-moons of his nails were perfect, and when he smiled you caught a glimpse of a row of childish white teeth.
Dimmukane:
Call me Sam's dick.
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