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Hat:
I would be inherently suspicious because through social programming, only the most fucking deranged or forceful women actually try to pick up a dude by being that forward, and I have fucked too many deranged and/or forceful women to actually be after that in a casual hookup

In fact, even if they were being dead serious about having a button collection, the fact that they'd be willing to admit that to a stranger they are obviously attracted to already sets off warning bells, I bet she likes to dress up like Keanu Reeves and act out the matrix trilogy in bed, I am not interested in that

tania:
i really can't see myself judging anyone for having a button collection on account i am a massive nerd who hangs out on an internet message board all day.

Hat:
I am a massive nerd who hangs out on a message board all day and I still think having a button collection would be something you would bring up after sex

Things you bring up BEFORE sex:

Maybe you play some guitar
You like <band>
You can swear in Portuguese

Things you bring up AFTER sex.

Button collection
How many hours a week you spend posting on internet message boards
that nasty rash

HOPE THIS HELPS

tania:
oh, right. touché.

Emaline:
My mom is afraid of buttons.

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