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warning?
JD:
Do not overuse
ndperfesser:
--- Quote from: Random832 on 13 Apr 2009, 12:16 ---Caution: GSX9500 may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds. GSX9500 contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at. Do not use GSX9500 on concrete. Discontinue use of GSX9500 if any of the following occurs: itching, vertigo, dizziness, tingling in extremities, loss of balance or coordination, slurred speech, temporary blindness, profuse sweating, or heart palpitations. If GSX9500 begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head. GSX9500 may stick to certain types of skin. When not in use, GSX9500 should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of GSX9500 of any and all liability. Ingredients of GSX9500 include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space. GSX9500 has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq. Do not taunt GSX9500. GSX9500 comes with a lifetime warranty.
--- End quote ---
Do not feed the GSX9500 after midnight
JacobSnickers:
It doesn't even need a warning label.
Let me put it this way, Mr. KickThatBathProf. The 9500 series is the most reliable vibrator ever made. No 9500 vibrator has ever made a mistake or distorted information. They are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error.
Zingoleb:
Does this mean it cannot penetrate fools?
So many idiots trying to place machinery in their genitals but unable to. Sad.
Rocketman:
Do not use while plugged into wall.
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