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Jimmy the Squid:
That depends on your sexual organs and what you look like.
WriterofAllWrongs:
--- Quote from: Gilead on 21 Apr 2009, 21:41 ---Kim gordon sounds like the most beautiful oral sex in a moodily lit bathroom in a club only the coolest people know about on kool thing you subhuman monster.
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She is adorable, but her voice is a basically a bowl of moldy grits in a cafeteria in the slummiest of Mississippi public schools.
FIGHT. YOU.
Skibas_clavicle:
I don't even like Sonic Youth that much. But I would have to agree with the dude that said her voice sounds like the equivalent of moldy grits from a scummy public school. Although, I have to give you props for that kind of analogy.
mbb:
Hi, thread. I'm sexually frustrated. I'm in a relationship with someone who doesn't like to brush their teeth much (I cringe kissing him sometimes :| ), who would rather do warcraft arenas than have sex with me...who I'm basically stuck with.
And he's home almost all the time, leaving me precious few moments for masturbation.
And he's kind of bad at foreplay...you'd think it pretty damn easy to use a vibrator on someone, at the very least?
My major motivation for living together was so we could have sex anytime we wanted to. I know, it's a terrible reason. I've learned my lesson.
Also:
--- Quote from: Drill King on 20 Apr 2009, 11:17 ---I am going to move away from where I live to somewhere that I have more sensible prospects and boys don't think my skinny jeans are weird.
(Yessss solutions!)
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Who the hell thinks skinny jeans are weird? I just wish I had the body type to pull them off (I pretty much have to stick to straight-leg or bootleg cuts)
Avec:
Being completely open about your sexual life on the internet can be devastating.
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