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Dollface:
--- Quote from: Linds on 03 May 2009, 06:02 ---You look like a 70s glam band.
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im not in that picture tell the truth im not a real human im just very advanced toothbrush i may look like human but i have toothbrush where my dong should be, brush my owner theet so that he can use his hands do something else like work, reason why i look like person is that because some other-end users want to someone to talk about things.
i can draw diagram how my brushing action works.
Patrick:
--- Quote from: negative creep on 02 May 2009, 17:10 ---seriously. My first actual kiss was when I was 18.
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19.
--- Quote from: snalin on 03 May 2009, 02:54 ---
--- Quote from: Patrick on 02 May 2009, 16:11 ---The only person who wants to make out with me right now is 13 years old, Lila, at least be happy you are not living a life that shitty.
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I thought it was more like half of the the entire Albanian 13 year old girl population.
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Just about. And that was before I got on their favorite TV show.
valley_parade:
You should use your newfound success to make CBS launch a CSI: Albania.
Just remember to look epic when you put your sunglasses on.
SilentJ:
So last night I went to the club with a friend of mine, and I made eyes with this chick all night. Not stunningly attractive, but she was pretty cute, and goddamn she could dance. Then the last time we locked eyes, I went to make a move... and she went to the bar to drink until the place closed. So I'm still pretty sexuallly frustrated.
And to make matters worse,
--- Quote from: Dollface on 03 May 2009, 03:49 ---hot or what...
...not
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pretty much sums up the club I was in. Hit on by like three gay dudes. Sorry, guys, not interested.
Nodaisho:
--- Quote from: valley_parade on 03 May 2009, 08:51 ---You should use your newfound success to make CBS launch a CSI: Albania.
Just remember to look epic when you put your sunglasses on.
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As long as he's got the ones in his avatar, how can he not?
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